HAMLET, PRINCE OF MARS

The first in a series.

Starring: Vivian Beaudouin, Joshua Charles, Bina Chauhan, Destin Coleman, Laura Dillman, Justin Herfel, Jeremiah Murphy, Alexis Toone, Mark Von Sternberg, John Henry Watson, and Lulu Wu as Marie Antoinette of the Future, Motorcycle Commando.

PAUL GIAMATTI: THE MOVIE

Peril, treachery, nature!

THE BIOPIC

Central Park West Studios put an auction on Ebay to make a biopic of the highest bidder. The $17.50 winner won this biopic for a friend. Here is his story. The largest cast ever in one of my movies.

MY ROOMMATE, THE ROBOT (2004)

Starring Bina Chauhan, Laura Dillman, John Harlacher, Justin Herfel, Jeremiah Murphy, and Lulu Wu.

STAFF MEETING: LUNCH IN THE PARK

Here's an episode of a series of shorts I make called "Staff Meeting" which is about the life of an office. In this episode four of the characters have lunch in the park. Starring Laura Dillman, Justin Herfel, Me, and Lulu Wu. Camera work by John Henry Watson.

NATURE

Director's commentary on an unfinished documentary.

SUPER HERO AUDITION TAPE

I made this piece for an audition piece for an animation project for that was looking for voiceover. I put around 8 hours of work into it but never got around to mailing it in. Jeremiah Murphy is GIANT MAN. I read their copy and improvised some bits of my own, see if you can spot them.

MICHAEL SMITH ON THE STREETS

British Newscaster Michael Smith takes to the streets preceding the 2004 Republican Convention.

CHEAP FILM TIP

Here's a film tip for all you film students who use my websites as continuing education.

CLEAN

This number is an improvised poem.

DEATH TROLL

DEATH TROLL marked a leap for my film company, Central Park West Studios, as its first narrative project that wasn't a mockumentary. This project stars: Laura Dillman, Justin Herfel, Me, and Lulu Wu featuring savvy camera work by John Henry Watson

EDDIE McOWSKEY'S PLAN FOR NEW JERSEY

Eddie McOwskey is running for governor of New Jerseys. Join the campaign here. Send Eddie your questions or concerns about polotics to eddiemcowskey(at)gmail(dot)com

MY DUKES OF HAZZARD AUDITION TAPE

I would like you to meet Duke Duke, the other Duke boy.

MY LAW & ORDER AUDITION TAPE

I demonstrate my range as well as a short sleeved shirt which is too tight. Even for Mr. Murphy.

DON'T TOUCH THE FAN!

My tribute Sam Raimi.

DINNER

A sad tale of romance.

MY AMERICAN IDOL AUDITION TAPE

Clay Aiken, you're toast. See just how much charm, song, and sex appeal I can throw at the American public. I abdicate my thrown to Bo Bice.